Friday, 13 April 2012

a thousand whys....?

salam, 

it is "universally" acknowledge that this person had stalked a person for the past few years since she was in form 2. she was having a hard time trying to forget him and deleting memories of him from her memory cells. well, she succeeded at first last year. then, when it came sukantara and KOT and etc, she failed.... haha, a complete failure i suppose.

in 2012, the mission ( should i really need to call it a mission?! haha) sort of berjalan dengan sangat lancar as she manage to not do any communication. maaannnn..... how can i phrase this.... huhuhuhu.... then, out if the blue, there he was, igniting the sparks that was almost gone. like why did he do that?haha, tell me why?? cehhh... huhu

i did berstory telling with my jiran sebelah katil, syikin and husna. i have to admit that M memberikan impak besar. hahaha, a single word from him could make me tak tentu arah like last night. haha. aiyoooo, macam mana ek.

maaaannn... this was not a good idea. aku baru lepas stalk dia jap. hahah, what an embarassing thing to do. bahaahahaa!! tapi nak buat cana, i couldn't help it!!

toodles!!

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

tegur orang pandai sangat, dia pun sama je...

salam,

so i was introduced to a besotted person last february and and he was quite okay at first. then, we started to get along.... then, when i returned back from last holiday, he completely change to a someone else. what the devil does he think he are?? duhh, nak berlagak alim sangat lah konon. blalah kau....

e conclusion, men are all same.

Sunday, 8 April 2012

hey you, congratulations...!!

bahaahhaah...... sumpah best gila jadi F

it is nationally acknowledge that spm results for 2011 had come out last march. and guess what?! MR F got straight a's!!! to be precise, 9 a+!! maaaannnn.... that was so amazing!! sumpah, memang tak boleh bla kut!! haha, i knew that he would be the best!! bahahahahaha.... tak sia-sia aku stalk dia last year. fyi, i manage to sort of contact him for the past two weeks. haha, credits for syikin bakri lah yang tolong mendapatkan number F dari sumber yang sangat boleh dipercayai. huhu, tak sangka dia layan. layan as in reply lah jugak sikit though i was quite pissed off texting with someone like him. it tooks centuries for F to reply. aku hantar malam tadi, tengahari esok baru reply. terbaikk lah. nevermind, aku dah lali dengan carrier stalk orang nie since form 2, so incident gini memang asam garam jadi stalker bahaha. btw, benda-benda gini at least dapat la nak hilangkan tension sikit kan. muahahahaha....(do i laught like some sinister stalker?!) haha...

Sunday, 11 March 2012

kantoiii

while i was jumping and dancing like a demented monkey with irfan my brother, listening to starship by nicki minaj , suddenly, out of the blue engku bukak pintu... bahahaha...memang best pun tengok anak dara dia melompat macam hape entah. then aku pusing belakang nampak engku terkejut semacam.... bahahaha... sumpah malu kut. sengal irfan dah menyorok bawah katil awal-awal.

adik, next time kalau dah nampak engku tu kasi la warning awal-awal tak lah nanti  kantoii

memang aku nak berjoget layan lagu ni... haha

jurutulis

oh hi there, 

boleh tak saya hendak meletak jawatan sebagai setiausaha rumah. hahah, tak pernah ku sangka kerja s/u di balik tabir ni time consuming. by the way, i'm definitely not that efficient like what others claimed. 

Friday, 9 March 2012

and then i do some stalking...

ok, kita sambung balik post sebelum ni.

since we didn't have the time to start a conversation or what. memang tak sempat la aku nak buat apa. syikin pun satu hal, yang dia kasi tahu lambat sangat tu asal, kalau tak, on the spot, aku buat modus operandi efisien!! forget bout that, life goes on.

so the following week, aku try la stalk dia on the net , nak cari some useful info lah konon. pathetically, i found out that he's in a relationship. well find then. sian zaff. completely hopeless when it comes to this part. honestly, aku memang tak ingat plus tak cam pun muka dia yang mana satu. tapi bila dah tengok dua tiga kali kat fb. hmmm.... how do i phrase it.... he's completely agreeable. not wickedly handsome ke hape benda.

so, tak rugi mana ah aku terguling tergulung laugh my ass off when syikin told me about him. end of story, tutup buku.... ngeeeeee....

cricket's "fling"

salam,

just so you know, aku dah terperap kat sekolah for almost two months without any pulang bermalam. and that was crap!!! but, bukan semua part la yang crap-nya. guess what?! activity menambah kenalan baru masa malam last HKSBP cricket was absolutely....... what should i called it??!!! woo...hoooo.... i supposed. dang, tak pernah aku buat kerja melepak tak tentu pasal, but since it's a chance of a life time... apa lagi. 

so there was this part yang aku, sykin n shafiqah temankan si izyan "berbual-bual" dengan dia punya childhood friend+ex-crush dia time standard 4, ada la sorang kawan kepada "childhood friend" izyan ni from .......... ( fill in the blanks la) ada sekali kat "crime scene". i didn't actually noticed him, but yang aku tahu time si "childhood friend" izyan introduce us, his name is........... ( perlu ke aku type haa??? sumpah koya nak mati!!!) zhariq. then, aku buat biasa jela kan. try to kacau-kacau izyan punye reunion conversation di balik tiang. muahaha..... 

di M09.....jeng...jeng.....
tiba-tiba........ cik syikin cakap si zhariq tu dok pandang semacam. i mean like asal? "die pandang siapa?" zafirah bertanya. "kau la!" syikin membalas pertanyaan tersebut. bahahahaahahhahaha..... terguling tergulung aku dengar. like seriously??? no way!!!! end of story.

* to be continued.....